HOW TO throw away all your money. (OPEN)
But don't hesitate to message me! you'll have top priority once commissions open up ;^)
HAi! In ths tutorial I will sho u how 2 spend ur monies 0n teh friv0l0us itemz!!!!1!!2@!@#
DIzCLaIMiR: by n0 meenz iz ths teh only wei, ths iz jst mai wei ouo >w< teEhhEE =^.^= kya sugoi desu desu >3<
If you couldn't tell that that revolting introduction was sarcasm, please sit down and re-evaluate your life. It is 2014 :^)
Anyways, kids, (glances around and whips open trench coat) wanna buy some art?
Wait! No, stop runnin away. ..
(closes trench coat)sigh
Ohoho, well I see you're
still here.Might you be interested in my... (abruptly reopens trench coat) commodities? wink wonk
-by commodities I mean a mediocre rendition of a thing.
So WHAT IN HEAVEN’S NAME are you paying me for??
Well, sonny. This lil’ operation here deals in SKETCH COMMISSIONS. And for your
or your parents’ hard-earned cash, I will draw for you an okay drawing of your request.
Wait, so you’ll draw ANYTHING???
NO!!! This is where I’ma have to lay down some ground rules.
I will not draw for you:
- BLATANT PORNOGRAPHY (pg-13 material is okay)
- FURRIES (animal ears/tails okay)
- R E A L I S M!
(I will also politely turn you down if I feel your request is something I am incapable of portraying to acceptable standards.)
Before you ask, I will draw:
- animals MAYBE
- If it is something I am able to do, a somewhat complicated background/environment is okay BUT will cost extra. LIKE A PRETTY REASONABLE AMOUNT EXTRA.
- ANYTHING ELSE THAT I DEEM COMPLEX/TIME-CONSUMING TO MAKE WILL ALSO COST EXTRA.
- p much anything else if it's not mentioned in the 'will not' section
Oh mY GOD, AMAZING! NAME YOUR PRICE!
Looks like ya made it this far, huh?
Alright, kid, so here’s how I’m gonna
rip you off charge you:
FIRST OF ALL, PAYPAL ONLY. SORRY, FOLKS~ ONE-TRICK PONY HERE. SKETCH/SHADED COLORED + CHARACTERS
Head shot: $5/$7 $9 $31/2 body: $7/$9 $12 $5full body: $9/$11 $15 $7
additional characters are always the same price regardless of whether they are sketch/shaded/colored
COMPLEX ENVIRONMENT: Anywhere from $5-$20
COMPLEX PROPS: really depends tbh.
shaded head shot: $7 Background: no charge TOTAL: $7
colored full body: $15 Background: no charge TOTAL: $15
colored head shot: $9 Background: no charge TOTAL: $9
colored 1/2 body + two 1/2 bodies: $12 + $5 + $5 background: $5 TOTAL: $27
sketched 1/2 body + two 1/2 bodies: $7 + $5 + $5 Background: no charge TOTAL: $17
colored Full body + five 1/2 bodies: $15 + $25 Background: $16 TOTAL: $56
Colored full body + full body: $15 + 7 Background+complex props: $9 TOTAL: $31
DANG HECK! SIGN ME UP
GREAT. Here’s how we gonna go about this.
1.) You NOTE me with your request using this template
- type (head/half/full):
- type (sketch/shaded/colored):
- # of characters:
- reference links:
- your PayPal e-mail:
- Extra Notes (e.g. file type(s), color scheme, your favorite shampoo, etc.):
2.) I read your request and decide whether it’s a go or no-go.
3.) I message you back with my answer (and price- which we can discuss).
3.5) my answer is NO, and I will tell you why
4.) YOU PASSED! Great, now you pay the agreed price to the e-mail I provide you with :^).
5.) I start once I receive your payment
6.) Then I send you A SKETCH of the SKETCH, and you say yay or nay
6.5) NAY you say? Then we gonna try fixin' that
7) YAY? I go on and finish your thing and send you the product to a destination of your choice (e-mail, through dA, whatever).
So uh, what in the HECK do you do with this thing now??
Gather round, kiddies. We gon set down s’more ground rules.
1.) For the love of heck, please don’t resell. No one’s crazy enough to buy this "merchandise" ‘cept you anyways.
2.) Otherwise do whatever you want! Put the poop art on your blog to make your blog poop. Print it out and burn it. I don’t care so long as ya credit. And to be honest, even if you don’t credit I won’t know so actually whatever.
3.) Must you absolutely know how the thing's comin' along? Message me for progress updates, I gotchu, boo.
4.) no refunds, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Obviously, if I can't finish for some reason, you'll be refunded c^;
That tiny print at the bottom of contracts that lawyers and large corporations use to screw you over but don't worry I won't screw you over because I am neither a lawyer nor a large corporation:
By commissioning me, I reserve the right to use said commission in shameless self-promotion. However, credit to the owner of the character/commissioner will always be provided. thank